Tax Day! [15 Apr 2002|04:21am] [ mood | angry ] [ music | "Taxman"--Stevie Ray Vaughn ] I'm in Dennis Leary mode. Does anybody remember the scene in Fight Club where all those buildings get blown up and EVERYBODY'S credit histories get lost? That's what I wish would happen to the IRS building. I wish somebody would evacuate every employee out of the Internal Revenue Service and then take a big van of explosives and knock that fucker down. You wanna know why? Because the IRS fucking sucks, that's why. I just got done payin' them their yearly gratuity and you know what I'm gonna get back? Jack shit, that's what I'm gonna get back. You wanna know what else? George W. Bush, that's what. Fresh out of his Kick Towelhead Ass '02 tour and ya know what? His idea of tax relief is still some KY Jelly. He's fuckin' me, he's fuckin' you, he's fuckin' the fuckers that are fuckin' us, he's fucking more people than Britney Spears after snorting roofies and that's a fucking lot of fucking, folks. And ya know what? There's nothing you can do about it. No. Democrat, Republican, YOU'RE STILL GONNA GET FUCKED. So bend over and take your fucking like the chumps you proved yourself by voting this asshole in office. Happy fucking April 15, Folks. I hate your fucking guts. Kev. Cuz I'm the taxman, yeah I'm the taxman. And you're working for nobody but me post comment

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