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Archie Bunker in 2004!

All campaigns must start somewhere.

Many years ago, Archie Bunker attempted to run for president, and despite a good chunk of write-ins, he still lost the race. Since then, Archie bided his time, waiting for a good chance to once again throw his hat in the ring with the possibility of an assured win.

Sadly, he died.

But this does not mean the campaign ends here! No! In fact, with rubble like Bush in the office, now is a better time than ever for America's favorite bigot, Archie Bunker, to lunge at the presidency, and give America the much-needed twist on issues long since forgotten. A millenium man with a 70's train of thought, Archie will prove to all of us who the real meatheads are.

The Presidential campaign is still a long ways yet, but all good campaigns have to start somewhere, and why not be the first to enter the race? As times change, you can be sure that Archie won't. So remember when you vote in November 2004, that your choice could very well effect the outcome of the nation.

So vote bold. Vote big. Vote Bunker!

-TF
"Those were the days."